BBC Radio 5 Live's Simon Mayo and Mark Kermode have hereby climbed Mount Sinai and returned with the coveted commandments otherwise known as the Code of Conduct for patrons of cinemas. Here it is in all it's glory.
The list touches upon my many pet hates and reasons why I approach each cinema visit with dread. As I enter the auditorium, I tend to scan the audience for potential offenders of such behavior... and I'm sure I'm not alone in this.
Feel free to pass it around. It can be downloaded from here.